Tell you what. You stop calling For Honor a “fighting game,” and I’ll stop calling Kotaku a “playground for writers of varied skill levels.”

You mean like the time I banged your mom “ironically?”

Fuck off, Reaper main.

I used to live next door to a family that had a kid who looks like this guy. I don’t anymore. Draw your own conclusions about what happened.

I’m not worried about the violence, I’m worried that it won’t be any fun, just like the first game.

Sick burn tho

No OW character is a samurai

Fuck these jackasses that treat Japan like spring break. They make us hardworking expats look bad and then shrug their shoulders as they board the Peace Boat to twat around for another two years of their aimless lives. Fuck them dead.

You walk up to me during your IRL stream, you better be ready for me to call you a child molester on camera and then plug my own channel. If you can’t handle that, you ain’t real enough for IRL. #fairwarning

Ya but Ken and Barbie couldn’t play it.

Try Celestia, which is free and was actually designed for looking at space.

NOW HE’S RAGGIN’ ON DECAF

I want the names of all the girls who beat up this guy in grade school, IMMEDIATELY. Can’t you see he’s in dire need of justice?

If big, dumb, stupid and spamming are all words you associate with good fighting games, then you are no authority on what makes a good fighting game.

Shwang wang wang, WrestleDowner.

The opinion of Bungie’s third-shift janitor has been duely noted.

Reminds me of potheads who watch TV and say, “That guy’s totally stoned” about everyone who comes on.

Then don’t buy it, Einstein. You aren’t entitled to anything.

I don’t attend until day after tomorrow but I already have buyer’s remorse. Every time I go, the crowds are thicker but the event doesn’t grow to accommodate them.

What if they just ditched the two-word summaries and miniaturized the trend graph as a visual representation of the score?