I know the restaurant! In Iidabashi, near the entrance to Kagurazaka.

Just review the goddamn game, Vonnegut.

Counterpoint: Scrabble is garbage.

What was the name of the girl who beat you up in school?

I don’t hear a denial.

People who use the term “SJW” need their dicks split up the middle.

Those “adults” aren’t adults.

Actually there is. You see, according to the official lore, IT’S A GODDAMN VIDEO GAME, YOU TWIT.

Yeah man. Hoeru Bar. It’s run by chihuahuas. What’s the problem?

They want to make money. They don’t “like” ir “dislike” any group of users. They like money, just like every company ever.

Daigo Umehara is arguably the best fighting game player of all time, so his relatively poor performance with Street Fighter V since the game’s release in February 2016 has surprised the competitive community.

***with his pillow***

Most twentysomethings don’t know how to fit into society yet, either, just so we’re clear.

Compared to English, just about anything is better.

It’ll look even better once it’s encrusted in sticky, oily skin scum.

Jesus, the comma splices.

Your mom’s kind of not fun anymore.

The “both hands” rule about business cards basically applies to everything. It makes the handoff look and feel much more 丁寧 (“teinei,” which simultaneously means polite, careful and deliberate). Better safe than sorry

Good news! Due to the abundance of neckbeard tears in this thread, every citizen gets a discounted water bill this month.

Get him drunk til he passes out and then shave off his eyebrows. Justice is served.