Sexy mustard!

Back off, man. He’s a scientist.

I laughed so hard at the “thump” as animals fall when Tesh plays the piano I scared my cat.

Brian Stack was liking tweets about it on Twitter the other day. I told him that I still quote that sketch with my best friend constantly. One of the hardest times I’ve ever laughed at the show!

I am a huge Star Wars fan.

“Just grease yourself down with lard it’s natures sunscreen” - Jim Tomsula

Let’s check in on Matt Patricia making breakfast this morning:

I was a season ticker holder from 1995 to 2010 or so and I can tell you why I don’t go to A’s games anymore:  Ownership has shit all over the community with their constant quest to move the team, they’ve allowed the Coliseum to fall apart (remember this is a facility that had almost 3 million attendees in 1990 how is…

Still waiting anxiously for a mention of Stimpson J. Cat

Just wanted to drop by and say In n’ Out is overrated mediocrity. 

Precisely why I can’t bring myself to support either side. My options are A) racist, heartless shitbags, or B) impotent shitbags that talk a big game, but never actually do anything.

Sorry but The Descent and The World’s End are both genuinely great movies.

Weird, I just moved them up to #299. Take that, East St. Louis!

True, nobody needed a 3+ hour King Kong movie.

Tron ??

MY DOCTOR SAID…I HAVE TO TAKE…A LAXATIVE!

The New York Daily News was not killed by a fucking market correction. Sinclair Media is not a fucking market correction. Peter fucking Thiel is not a fucking market correction. Fuck off with this “well, that’s just how it is” bullshit. This is a goddamn siege, and takes like this are how we’re losing it.

For journalists covering national news... Sure, I guess.

You know what I want to see?