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I submit that this is the best Bob’s Burgers song.

Saw it last night and I can absolutely confirm, with a few minor caveats, it is all it is hyped to be. It’s a wonder to behold and the images it burned in my brain kept me wide awake most of the night. It also contains the absolute best Cage scene ever put to film. See this immediately, in the theater.

Did I have a poster of that EP cover on the wall of my teenage bedroom? You know I did. That poster witnessed some real shit.

I’m legitimately shocked he didn’t say “Boring conversation anyway.”

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This whole bit is gold but the “Inappropriate Response Channel” is one of the best things ever made in human history.

Try it with the Undead Nightmare DLC. Completely different game and not remotely boring.

I just kept whining “When are they gonna get to the island!?!?!”, Milhouse style.

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Call me old fashioned but this still blows me away.

My ancestors spit on your haircut!

Yeah, that too! Damn.

This all day. We have absolutely reached the saturation point. I’m through. People giving me shit because I haven’t watched the new Karate Kid deal yet. Sorry, I’m not paying for YouTube on top of Netflix, Shudder, DirecTVNow, Amazon and FilmStruck. Now I gotta get Disney’s too next year for my Star Wars? Sheesh.

My two cents;

Just watched ‘Legend Of Boggy Creek’ on Shudder and just, wow. It starts as a kind of Leonard Nimoy ‘In Search Of’ riff then smack dab in the middle is this utterly bizarre hillbilly music video that just goes on and on and on and on..... Do NOT watch this movie sober.

Not sure if it technically came out in 2017 or not but “Ghost Stories” with Martin Freeman was excellent. Walked into it knowing nothing and enjoyed it’s blend of old English Hammer horror and modern techniques immensely. Freeman is also, as always, outstanding. Great chiller for a rainy day.

I’m sorry but I thought it was hilarious. Something so darkly funny about all the ‘subversives’ just being casually offed left and right that I just can’t explain. Also, best Steve Buschemi performance in years. Loved it.

Came here to say just that. Fucking slanderous.

Randy Doctor was my roommate in college. True story.

Brother, I say this with all honesty, I’m so glad you enjoyed it as much you did. But, as an extra-seasoned, one might even say salty horror fan, I thought it was...... fine. This may be the most over-hyped movie I’ve experienced in a while. There is some truly disturbing shit and some amazing performances but, unless

Sectaurs!!! This could be some seriously F’ed up, creepy shit if properly applied.

He was dubbed “Tragic” Johnson for the next season. Ouch.