The fact that we’re less than 48 hours out from release and not a single review is out is all the discouragement you need. This is gonna tank.

Vacation Butt. The struggle is real, man.

Man. The 2 Live Crew was undeniably stupid and gimmicky but DAMN, those BEATS!!! I listened to them non-stop from 5th to 9th grade and frequently to this day. Miami Bass music and to a greater extent Southern Hip-Hop, Trap and EDM owe these guys a huge debt. RIP, Kid.

I absolutely love it. It makes great use of the Castlevania mythology and creates so much of it’s own that’s great. The first episode has some of the most insane and horrific visuals I’ve ever seen (and I’ve seen a lot). Bring on more and PLEASE use some actual music from the series. That’s a main character all it’s…

I friggin’ love it. It’s the most Metal thing I’ve ever seen. Like a Slayer album cover come to life. I want more!!!

RASH GUARD?! What wizardry is this!?! You mean I can wear a shirt over my flabby, pale lifeless excuse for a torso in the pool and get away with it because it blocks the sun!?! God bless you, Drew.

Came here to post this. I’ll just leave it here then.

I’m 40. I bike 6 miles a day and yoga 3 times a week. I gain half a pound a week and feel like shit. It’s not working.

Do not watch “Faces Of Death” unless you want to become vegetarian permanently.

Lumpkins 2020

1. ) Emphatically, NO.

Jesus, Cuban looks like Maniac Cop stared at the Ark of the Covenant in that picture.

Did they stop calling tartan plaid because of Grunge fashion?

“Y’all are brutalizin’ me!!!”

My personal favorite.

WHERE THE FUCK IS EMMITT!?!?!?!

So, basically, ‘The Disappointments Room’ took one element from ‘House Of Leaves’, made a whole movie from it and gave it a terrible title. I’m so there.