I’m pissed that Steve Bannon exists on this earth.

He was in a class of little kids— what was he supposed to do?

None of the above.

Okay, let me say before I say anything else that I speak solely for my own half-Native self and nobody else. And this is just how I feel, personally.

While we may not have any hard proof (YET), there is a 0% chance Steve Bannon has never said nigger.

Yes, fuck cancer with a chainsaw.

Just a reminder...

I looked this up because I was just too curious: I mean seriously, what happens if he just goes full-on batshit crazy during this process? If he honestly is so functionally unable to do the job within the bounds laid out by the constitution that he’d be considered legally incapable?

which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.

I hope he sets up an A-Team style group of renegade do-gooders who comically thwart the cartoonishly evil GOP policies at every turn.

I hope that little girl becomes our third female president.

Worst week of my life? Probably two years ago. One night I told my husband of over a decade that I was going to leave, because he was mean to me and made me afraid of him.

My 10yr-old daughter and I love potty humor and have decided that whenever we are going to announce that we are going to take a crap it shall henceforth be exclaimed, “I’m going to take a Trump!” Or, “Don’t go in there, I just took a steamy Trump!” Or, “Hey dad, if you’re gonna stink up the bathroom with a massive…

This is very timely.

Everybody sharts.... sometime

How about the ladies just stop fucking Republicans?