I feel like he was just floating Giuliani forever so when he finally picks someone else (who is also terrible and definitely not Romney) we’d just accept it because thank god it’s not Giuliani OH GOD NO ANYONE BUT HIM PLEASE GOD NO NOT GIULIANI NO PLEASE OH GOD

So this one time I got thyroid cancer and....shit. Nope. This week’s still worse. That shit’s treatable I don’t even know what to do about this.

I made an account just to say this thread is the first thing that has actually make made me laugh out loud, like, a full belly laugh, since Tuesday. Also I just learned just how mature I am.

(I realize no one will see this. But thanks anyway.)