HE LITERALLY BLAMED THE FUCKING CLINTONS?!!?!

Not to insinuate too deeply, but he strikes me as someone who’s a smarmy dick to his wife. Is it just me?

I am tired of hearing how much he loves his friends - he dropped this same shit at his first hearing. 

Male escorts. Paid by the taxpayer. I would bet my house.

It kind of is “virgin shaming”. It’s like OH WOW THERES NO WAY THIS GUY IS A VIRGIN.

At least we have the live feed from the non-Darkest-Timeline:

I absolutely fucking hate him. I don’t know what else to say at this point.

I think this just adds another problem to the list of concerns; he still has his calendar from 36 years ago. He’s a rapist AND a hoarder!

Eddieee did not give affection!...

I want to know what happened during Beach Week.

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

No offense, your writing is wonderful, but just reading about this deluge of horribleness, well, I couldn’t.

I had to put my 6 year old cat down yesterday. I’ve been sobbing nonstop because all I ant is his little paw to swing down from the top of my couch to touch my shouoder or the top of my head, or to pick him up and lay him against my shoulder to listen to him purr. Beau. Died of kidney failure after fighting diabetes an…

#IDidReportAssholes

Everybody’s trippin’

“Tú mama.” - would say a trump supporter

Can I just say that as a 35 year old woman, I’ve started feeling really creepy thinking anyone under the age of say, 28ish is “hot”. I don’t know how J-Lo and Madonna do it.

...and yet, we’re still fecked...

Say what you will about Jade Barrymore, but she made sure her meal ticket got braces.