Probably just the ghost of an unvaccinated child.

This explains where they got the plotlines for Maeby Funke on Arrested Development.

THIS.  My wife and I are nearly 7 months pregnant and, unless you’re family or close friends, you wouldn’t even know if we only still associate with you through social media.  

I do not have the words to describe how much I hate him. I am generally anti-monarchy, but come on man, she’s 92 years old! You don’t make anyone that old wait for anything.

I wish she had refused to meet with him -- a cold can come on quite suddenly. She will regret appearing in photographs with such a person. History will not be kind. (Wish we were there already.)

oh god, everything about this woman was made by someone else: Face, tits, ass, image, reputation.

Oprah is absolutely the definition of self-made. 

I don’t know about the other women, but Oprah was born into a dirt-poor family.

The idea that this girl is “self-made” is insulting. Fuck that.

Starred for fleshsceptre. 

I would very much enjoy the money and the ability to ride Prince Hot Ginge’s royal fleshscepter whenever I wanted, but everything else about being a royal sounds like a lesser level of hell to me. She held her husband’s elbow at an event? She crossed her legs at the knee? She expressed an opinion?!?! CRUCIFY THE HUSSY.

“I was always the gentleman. I would always say, ‘Hey, watch your language, there’s a lady here,’ and then I get accused of this.”

Obviously supporting the United Negro College Fund is highly commendable, but shouldn’t we be putting Solange in charge of this one? She has, oh what is it I’m thinking of, it’s right on the tip of my tongue... oh yes, she has taste.

claiming the skit had not been in the competition’s script and had not been authorized by the board

 Why is she being so fucking petulant, and refusing to take a principled stance about this? We (and Hollywood, I thought) are more sensitive to this issue now, and LISTEN to others’ experiences and views, there’s no excuse for this type of ignorant and offensive casting. The “but other people did it so why can’t I?”…

Yeah, I find it extremely troubling that anyone would willingly engage with and or pay attention to Michael Rapaport a man who seemingly lives every second of his life as the one guy in the universe who is both too ugly and trying too hard to land a cameo in a Quentin Tarantino film, despite having been in a Quentin…

Unnecessary capitalization is the visual equivalent of nails on a chalkboard.

Well, you have to have principles to take principled stands, so...

Her conventional attractiveness isn’t going to do anything for the role since it's going to have to be hidden under a ton of makeup and prosthetics. Johannson has yet to carry any movie to great success that didn’t have a gimmick to it that makes it unclear if her presence was the draw. From what I’ve read about this…

Anybody want to help me write a script for Lysette, where she can play Jarlet Scohanssen? A well meaning actress who helps her friend, a homophobic shite bigot called Richael Mappaport, come to terms with his chronic Dolzeal Syndrome?