Up. She was dating a well known local chef here, and the story is that she was still with him when she met Harry. Stuff like that.

So she had only a single friend her whole life? And all of her current friends are famous women who she met in the last 10 years. Her very best friend is an annoying stylist in Toronto who she met 7 years ago (who’s married to an equally annoying celebrity interviewer/tv host that’s the son of our former PM, and is…

Don’t move the goalposts. My point is that there’s no reason to accuse of her of social climbing. People are just jealous she married a prince (who she was lucky enough to be with since they were 19/20). Maybe William should have married his cousin.

Her parents both worked for an airline. While she was STILL A CHILD they started a party company. Her family was full fledged rich long before she started university. She went to the exclusive day private schools with people who are aristocratic and very wealthy. She met William when she was 19. I don’t understand the…

Beyonce and (and Jay Z post 2003) are overrated. How is that being a dick? They put out everything including pregnancy pictures for the public to eat up, we have a right to judge. 

But they didn’t. They encourage people to stand in front of beautiful works of art, not look at them, and take selfies standing in front of them, instead. 

How? She’s been very wealthy since she was a child. She grew up with very wealthy and aristocratic friends and doing the fancy things that the royals do. 

If articles about Meghan Markle are going to be regularly posted here anyways... why doesn’t she have any friends from before the time she became ‘famous’? And she did have a reputation for social climbing in Toronto.

Why can’t people have nicknames? 

I don’t know that it’s prosthetics, I think just makeup. I’ve seen a lot of famous women in real life. It’s shocking how different many of them look on a day without makeup, etc. 

I was going to write refugee camp, but you’re more on the nose.

This song is so Reba. 

Miley Cyrus ruins everything, generally.

Isn’t Aubrey already part of this family...? The Trump men certainly have a type.

Ah I figured it out. Cyrus is super nasal plus she sings from the back of her throat. 

J. Lopez is nasaly, Miley Cyrus is nasaly plus something else... I can’t quite figure out what it is, I only know that I can’t stand to listen to it.

My ears are bleeding. She practically sings through her nose. 

BABY WEIGHT. Women who have a baby are fat and disgusting and should not be seen in public, for they will be subjected to the “Post-Baby Debut!” headlines. 

Kate Hudson is insufferable. INSUFFERABLE.

One of my best friends since childhood married a man who we LOVED. He was a solid part of our friend group and we always raved about him to her. Fast forward 5 years after their wedding... he was arrested for almost breaking my friend’s nose, in front of their child. He had been physically abusing her for their entire…