The film is divided into chapters? That alone meets the threshold of insufferable self-importance. Done.

This Is Us is a terrible show. Terrible. It’s emotionally cheap and manipulative and the only good story line is that of Randall and his family because they’re interesting and fun and have chemistry and their characters do interesting things.

It sounds like attempted murder. We should discussing how much bail he has to post to get out. 

A high ranking Republican or conservative media person is going to accuse her of being a Democratic operative in 3...2...1...

He was nominated for supporting actor. So, his acting. I’m sure he’s a great writer since he’s been there for so long. But his Emmy was for performance. 

So many hugs for you! A few years ago I had to put down my dog in the prime of his life (he was about 5 years old). It’s so, so, so hard. Sob, lie in bed, watch nonsense tv, eat bad comfort food, and sob again. Then, when you can, get some fresh air. Do whatever you need. He couldn’t have asked for more than to have…

Nickelodeon, what?! I’m talking about SNL, not a children’s show. Every single skit he’s in, he plays the exact same character with the exact same voice and just different clothes. Every single one. I loved him in Felicity though.

Why was Keenan Thompson nominated for an Emmy? He’s the weakest link in an already very weak cast.

Yeah. She’s a dancer and she wasn’t in a music video where a grown man was serenading her about spending the weekend together and missing her and literally wanting “a girl like you.” 

Uh, no. You referred to the original Degrassi series as shitty. That negates your entire comment, so no.

You know what I mean. There are thousands of pictures of these child stars with older celebrities. She’s been asked in interviews about other adult friends, too. She’s always at these huge parties and awards alone, where are her creepy greedy parents?

Maybe, but I can also see it being like a once in a while big brother type of thing. Drake isn’t dating anyone underage - like Wilmer Valderrama dating Lindsay Lohan when she was underage and living in a hotel, or Wilmer Valderrama dating Demi Lovato when she was underage, or Milo V. dating Hayden Panettiere when she…

They’re not friends. Famous people all have each other’s numbers. It’s weird. She probably met him years ago when she was a cute 11 year old - when all the big Hollywood stars were taking selfies with her. She’s also friends with Aaron Paul and his wife - both over 30. Hollywood is fucking weird. It’s why Chloe Moretz…

Also Bill and Ted, and their relationship to Rufus. There are a lot of examples...

Why not? She’s very much an adult child. Seriously, where are her parents? Why is she EVERYWHERE? Why is her manager/publicist/whatever issuing public statements about her breaking up with her tween boyfriends? Girl needs some adult supervision, but her parents are jerks who live off of her earnings, so that won’t…

Millie Bobby Brown’s parents seem like total assholes, but still - where the hell are they? She reminds me of a young Drew Barrymore. Which is not good. 

She was so happy for them, I loved it. 

It’s true, after a tragedy like this it seems like reminders constantly fall into your path. I don’t know if it’s the universe or that we have a heightened awareness of these things, but it can be hard. Hopefully one day these reminders will make you smile with happy memories. <3

I’m a cynical bitch and roll my eyes at peoples’ grand romantic gestures, but this super surprise proposal was very sweet and made me very teary. 

Yes! That dress is pure child-like joy, which is what Tiffany Haddish brings to the world, so it’s perfect.