Oh, well, at least I got some snark off of me, feels good. Gonna start working on Castoid now, awesome name for an indie-mashup between the two.

Considering that the first Castlevania (the linear favorite of mine) was released a petty month after the first Metroid and SOTN - the first game to actually be open-world - was released in '97, I see what you're getting at but don't you think it would've been called "Castoid" or something like that if CV were the…

I'd kill for the Blastoise-onesie, it looks so damn badass I'd even wear it to my lectures.

How am I supposed to cope with all that when I still get nerdrage over Monopoly?

Well, you know, it's hard to be a badass :3

Oh, my. I wanna play Fatal Labyrinth. Now! *sobs*

"Not easy to get all that wrong." :<

Panties for a mask and a mankini. What an outfit for a superhero!

If I have to say something then I guess this list is good, to each of his own.

I guess you played Pokemon Stadium then, had two controllers at my house and both are terribly, terribly messed up. Seriously, the sticks are bordering on totally useless and last time I tried to play SF:Rush or OoT the controller would've made it through my window if the cord was longer.

Exactly what I say to my girl, you never know when she's suddenly off the pill.

Combustible lemons.

Well, there were a 30" Tentacruel in the Anime, what are you yelping about? That Hitmonlee also looks like one, although slightly disfigured. Complain when there is something to complain about instead of bashing something awesome without reason.

Wait, so you couldn't enjoy an SNES-game because the graphics are pixelated? Jesus ducking Christ.

*Applause*

I'm laughing so hard I spurted coffee out my nose. Thanks for the inner burns, you funny man.

Well, dammit, now I need to get a 3DS anyway... There goes my christmas-money.

Well, he sure doesn't care about his jewels showing, except that one jewel that, you know, opens up the portal to Hell and shit. I wonder what the lady was thinking, she used to it?

I use that laughter to call on crows while bird-watching. Works very well.

Cameo? I wanna see him and Ralphie go up against Bowser, who quit baddie-counseling and got back to his evil ways. Who knows, maybe he'll kidnap some princess other than Peach if it were to happen.