Nope. Here’s a woman who uses Nike’s running app to draw dicks over San Francisco.

I’ve heard of chemtrails controlling our minds, but now they’re trying to give us the clap too.

Wow. Both people in omak saw it!

Tweet of the night:

If Embiid is at 69%, what is Lonzo Ball at? -4000%?

But remember, Deadspin won’t embrace this team because they weren’t built “the right way.”

Nice.

Should Gronk be threatened by this? I want to say there’s room for two here.

“He’s the guy in the photo who’s not one of the most famous athletes on the planet.”

Like these derps who constantly Vette-drop in the comments sections wouldn’t immediately pick any McLaren over a Vette to just sit in, much less drive, if given the choice....

A Corvette comment exactly one hour after the article posted? Y’all are showing restraint.

No, its a CAR

No. Man, you know the answer is always and forever going to be no. Stop fucking asking, you are never allowed to use that fucking word.

Nah. Just train yourself to say “nibble” or “nugget.”

I don’t think we’re talking enough about Franc getting in LeBron’s goddamn face. I watched that exchange and felt as though I were suddenly sitting in the cockpit of a fighterjet. This game just got real, and I will from now on exaggerate his interaction with the King.

They were reasonably popular, but yeah, no one cares now.

*reads that again*

Yeah, I might give the Stuttgartmobile the edge in overall build quality. We just ordered a Macan GTS and I was honestly and pleasantly surprised how buttoned up it is inside. The panny felt even nicer, what with the updated capacitive controls, but even the humble Macan felt like a bank vault, at least to me.

Screw you, Redford! I will continue to use Pat Tillman as I patriotically rock out to Springsteen’s “Born in the USA!”