Far left agenda? Huh? “We need to do away with subsidies for the EV industry! But not the oil industry...” “We need to cut the subsidy that helps people who make 150k buy Teslas....so that we can pay for a huge tax cut for billionaires...”

“crossovers so that Average Joe Plumber American will buy their cars thereby subsidizing their enthusiast offerings....”

I was gonna say, God bless that dog.

Sadly, the dog - living or dead - would still have a higher resale value than the Dodge Journey.

The dog was just putting that unfortunate car down.

honestly who doesn’t think the journey deserved it?

I just threw up on my fucking shoes. Do you see what we let happen, people? The philly fans are smiling. GREAT JOB everyone.

he’s from Mississippi. That’s drinking water.

The best is that he’s texting the picture to his parents and asking “Is this swimmin water or leave it alone water?”

And the 2017 “I Can’t Believe I’m Fucking Doing This, I Was In Harry Potter, Who Are These Imbeciles. I Need To Fire My Agent” award goes to Emma Watson for “The Circle”.

They’re gonna lay off even more of their graphics people?

I don’t know about Clarkson looks “texas” at least not my part, but James May looks just like the local DFW NBC sportscaster form the 90s. His name was Scott Murray

I think the gist is that Kevin Durant decided to join a superteam in Golden State rather than deal with a pouty ass teammate in the heart of Red State, USA, and thus deserves scorn for everything he does from now until eternity.

Oh, hey, look, another economic bubble created out of thin air by predatory hucksters who will coincidentally pull the rug out from under the whole scam when they’ve got their money, hanging everyone else out to dry.

Because of the sentences immediately preceding that one.

Bitcoin isn’t real?

...why is Geno the one black quarterback teams want to give endless chances to?

This is the equivalent of trading in a 16 year old Toyota pick-up truck for a previously returned Power Wheels Jeep from Toys R Us.

“It’s Uber, but for money, man.”

This seems like the currency equivalent of a “disruptive start-up” company that is going to “disrupt the market”. Billion dollar valuation in 12 months, then shits the bed.