Mine isn’t so bad by comparison, but it was aggravating at the time.

This story only starts out like a horror story. It was horrible for me at the time. My boyfriend and I were celebrating our first Thanksgiving together. It was also just a couple years since my Mom died, a loss which had blasted a huge hole in our family. We scattered after that and had Thanksgivings either alone or…

“She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.”

“you’ve got to be fucking kidding me”

Thank you. This is precisely how I feel about GSAW. Everything about its release is fishy and I don’t want to participate in it. The manuscript has been around for a very long time. If Harper Lee had wanted it published, she would have done it by now.

Two back-to-back posts on my daughter’s Twitter: “I highly encourage you to search “moving to Canada” on Twitter for some serious entertainment.” (People are posting that they’re moving to Canada due to the SCOTUS ruling.) Her next post: “I wonder when they’ll realize that same-sex marriage has been legal in Canada…

Fuck the Dos Equis guy. This is the most interesting man in the world.

this really isn’t a story about a celebrity being a dick but just giving the best self-effacing put down ever. I was shooting something for mtv with Joe strummer just before he died and we wrapped and were all drinking at Niagara at the end of the night. Jim Jarmusch came by to hang out with Joe Strummer out of the…

Okay, this will mark me as SO OLD, but I totally thought that was Bobby Sherman.

I BEG TO DIFFER, HANKS.

FATALITY!

I know right! She will always be Sookie St James to me. <3

If you want to dive waaaay deep into the Costuming as Plot Device rabbit hole, check out the Mad Style column at tomandlorenzo.com — it’s pretty amazing.

Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…

I'm glad I am not the only one that felt that way about it. Most of the book was "Hey! Remember that thing that was cool when you were a kid? Here it is in the book, that's cool right?! This is cool!".

They were too cute, was the problem. I really am mystified at the reverence this book gets. The whole thing was just a very flimsy excuse to make a lot of references to 80s pop culture. You're right too about the zero tension. I finished it just to see where it was going to end up, but wanted to stop, and should have…