But he plays for the other team, so if you’re a lady (which I assume you are from your name) you’re straight out of luck. Sorry!

Kelly, Kelly, Kelly. You need to get your eyes tested. There was no ‘grain harvest’ going on. He was cutting grass to make hay, for animal fodder. I’m guessing you’re not a country girl ...

Ambergris isn’t a fossil. It floats and gets washed around by the tides.