Go after Jacoby Ellsbury next time, White Sox fans. What’s he going to do, stare you down after he slaps a single up the middle?

Heckler: (heckles)

What’s he going to do, stare you down after he slaps a single up the middle?

Here’s how to reconcile your conceptions of Phil:

I doubt they had trouble learning the concepts of the offense, but it was dealing with bullshit from Phil about “align your body’s chakras” and “if you become an Herbalife distributor, you can have others make money for you” that they had trouble with.

Welllllll... as Phil Jackson defines the Triangle Offense, it gets a bit more complicated, because basically every player is handed a decision tree.

Those reports almost certainly were coming from Phil Jackson.

I think this was Phil planting that story as an excuse for why New York was failing as a basketball team. “The Triangle isn’t working because the players don’t understand it; if they did we’d win all the games!”

Think of how much better the triangle would be with a sixth player (in the diagram, positioned along the sideline well past the 3pt line), it would make both another small triangle and a great big-assed triangle out of all the little triangles. So much triangle power

The Triangle worked because some of the smartest and greatest basketball players of all time placed their trust in a guy who turns out to have been too stupid to deserve it.

i assume you loved this then?

Because Class A ball is def not park basketball. It is a legitimate path to the Pros. He’s getting paid. Therefore he is a professional. The ribbing at him because of his celebrity status is justified, IMO.

I’m pretty upset that you don’t know Sicnarf Loopstock

Tebow passed on the CFL. Because he and his family felt he was too good to work in Canada. Which makes sense, his brand has more value as an ESPN idiot/minor league baseball player than as CFL failure.

You know he played college football and then QBd for the Broncos, right? Between that and the dumb abortion ad, If you think about it, that’s the only reason we know he exists.

People shit on Tebow because he’s a low-skill sanctimonious dick with shit for brains that the NFL marketed to us in some misguided anti-choice bullshit. There, now you know.

Tim Tebow... took some ribbing

Better solution: make ball-hawking punishable by being banned from the stadium.

I was at an Indians-Dodgers game at the Jake last week, the day after Kershaw had started a game. He spent a good 15 minutes signing shit for people in the stands before the game, anything you threw him he would sign. Several times he would catch a ball and flip it right back and tell people no because I assume he…

Ball hawk cock blocked by ace jock