“Don’t you know all of America’s problems are the fault of brown people?”

(President proposes burning the safety net and re-incarcerating and deporting millions of people of color) (in response, semi-prominent celebrity of color says something politically untoward in a tweet)

Get the bacon weights?

His status has been downgraded to “dead,” but we’re optimistic he’ll be back by the end of the season.

He continued “This is for the questions that don’t have any answers, the midnight glancers and the topless dancers, the candid freaks, cars packed with speakers the G’s with the forties and the chicks with beepers, the Northern Lights and the Southern Comfort, and it don’t even matter if the veins are punctured. All…

This is only inexcusable if you are his orthopedic surgeon.

Completely healthy, but not allowed to practice and day-to-day. Do not ask follow up questions.

“You know, it’s this thinking part, like you don’t think the same. ”

Hard to fault a guy who got concussions while playing.

So when his lingering symptoms and next concussion cause him to play in six games, when Kevin White inevitably has a leg fall off while going for coffee, and when Mitch Trubisky spends the year holding a clipboard, the Bears will have gotten about 20 games played out of a possible 96 from their last three first round…

I don’t care if the police ruin some abusing asshole’s guns.

“on accident”.

Here’s another stat to remember. Only about 5% of gun owners belong to the NRA. Because the NRA is a fucking evil institution that represents fucking irresponsible assholes and not responsible gun owners.

Why is the top photo from their game against Penn State?

For retirement Bronson will develop a video game that succeeds AND don’t require $95 million in taxpayers dollars.

Designated for Assignment. IE released. Shitcanned. 86'd. Tossed overboard.

Yeah, last year Ortiz was because Arroyo was out all year with an injury, but Papi retired and Arroyo came back, so he’s the sole survivor.

Could there be something to hitters being geared up for 95 mph+ pretty much since Low A these days? Lackey and friends’ pitches probably look like batting practice by the third AB.

It’s tough to get anyone in Washington to admit to obstruction these days.