“We need a pitcher! Not an asshole sniffer!”

I was pleasantly surprised that something like this wasn’t the focus of this post:

You think MacKenzie is a cool first name?

Billy Hamilton salivates at that picture.

Juan Marichal says GTFOOH with that foot.

“Guys, you really should’ve labeled this ‘NSFW.”

Joe Buck would not apoove.

Does that count as a successful two-point conversion?

the alternative is worse

My mom usually lights a Yankee Candle when my old man beefs. Nothing to get worked up about.

“The exact sequence of unwritten baseball infractions and retaliations that would result in an Orioles pitcher beaning Mike Rizzo is unclear at this time.”

20 years? Teach Giannis to shoot and we can have that now.

Whose rules are we playing under? 80's/90's physicality + hand check would cripple Steph for life shortly after the tip. But they would foul out in the 1st quarter under today’s rules - which would have those 90's teams scratching their head when Curry shot freely from 30 feet (and made it).

Kerr also added: Except for the ‘96 Bulls. Those guys, especially the guys coming off the bench, would have crushed this team.

He gets day of rest. Then a whole summer.

...I’m not sure you’ve watched many Jets games in the last 10 years.

I’m not sure you’ve watched many Jets games in the last 10 years.

The evolution of the Garbage Truck ;)

Oh, you poor man. Watching Revis get a ring with NE must have killed you.