Congratulations, @buffalomeat10!

Reached for comment, Buffalomeat said he finally feels like he’s getting back at his old Little League coach, who left him to rot in the outfield.

No matter how great his career may have been, I will never forget Paul Pierce’s phantom wheelchair injury in the ‘08 Finals. Like, seriously, what the fuck happened?

Annnnnnnd....

just nothing but beef, rancid, scabrous beef smeared across the tabloids’ back pages and the inside of every car of the 7 train.

I thought it was the Guns, Germs, and Steel guy for the longest time.

Harvey is said to have answered his own door in his pajamas

-1. As an environmentalist, I cannot endorse the publication of a book which would wipe out an entire forest for a single copy.

If #LOLMets were ever published, Matt Harvey deserves his own chapter.

Metsblog had this, he apparently didn’t show up for Saturday’s game, claimed he had a migraine. Said he spoke to someone but nobody in management got the message. This obviously goes much deeper than that though. I’m going out on a limb and guessing a 40 day “vacation” could be in Matt’s future.

This was a stupid take until the end. Then it was hate speech.

Compared to other Mayweather vs Pac man, this fight is happening years too early. Both guy are still beasts and at the top of their games. I can’t think of a better time to fight.

Well, WNBA voting is done by fan balloting. In addition to a mother and father, Schimmel has a sister, so that’s usually enough votes to push through.

Wait. What? Bill Laimbeer coaches a WNBA team?

I don’t think the league will recover.

If she were a man, she would’ve sat out two seasons.

Noah will be unavailable for 40 days and 40 nights.

Yeah, at no point did that make sense. Sandy Alderson said something to the effect of: ‘we can’t strap him down and make him get the MRI’ which is certainly true but you can absolutely take him out of the rotation until he agrees to it, right? 

Damn Loki for telling Thor that his lat was okay.

I still just don’t get how this happens