Don’t be that guy.

mr. delicious prior to joining the yankees organization

<phone rings>

I love when someone goes to the effort to report on White Sox spring training. It’s like reading a review of a community theater production.

They will have a tough battle in the first round when they face Egypt, Syria, Lebanon, Transjordan, and Iraq simultaneously.

I Call BS on your claim of being in the service now and double BS that you just HAPPEN to be shipping out tomorrow! Another liberal scum stealing the honor of people who REALLY served in the military or in a war zone. BS on you scumbag. PROVE me wrong or crawl back into the college safe room from which you posted this…

Fuck you jalopnik. Keep your political views to yourself. You dickheads assuming you know an ounce of shit about veterans is a disgrace.

Right, because veterans and widows have never ever been at a SOTU address before.

Nice to see you don’t let your own political views influence your writing.

Me, too. I find I’m a better all-around performer when I don’t have sex with Kate Upton.

Let’s make a deal. Get rid of every unnecessary government agency, expenditure, subsidy, tax break and handout. Basically cut everything that is not essential to the operation of the federal government. Then, get rid of/stop enforcing laws that don’t need to exist. Use the budget surplus to pay off some of the…

“Pardon me?”

It’s a sex thing. You’re implying it’s a sex thing right?

+101 PA’s

Well deserved. A great Yankee.

I would feel bad for you but I totally get why high school girls are turning down a 60 year old’s prom invitation.

Ugh, keep this on Kotaku, not Deadspin. Esports aren’t sports by any extent.

2001 world series - Yankees clinging to a 2-1 lead in Game 7 and Mariano Rivera pitching in the 9th. No out, man on first and Mo ields a bunt and fires the ball into centerfield. D’backs eventually tie and then win the game and the series in this inning.