My brows have gotten very sparse from thyroid issues and were blonde to begin with. The look here reminds me of the look I have been desperately trying to avoid for five years. Well good.

Haha I used to call those stray eyebrows now, I call them goat hairs.

They don’t actually disappear, you will find them on your chin.

All you have to do is wait until you are over a certain age - and your eyebrows might just start to disappear naturally! Voila! Ask me how I know :-(

Let’s have a nice moment to love love and appreciate appreciating.

it’s ridley scott?? this whole time i assumed it was a ryan murphy production.

That’s just how damn cool he is... he doesn’t even sweat in July.

Marry me!

Nails of all kinds are gross except for the fully natural, perfectly trimmed, clean and unpainted.

And all they had to do was to sew on fake ties and fastened them with Velcro to hide the zippers.

I believe the nomination in this case is for the excellent framing of Regé-Jean Page’s ass.

You know what, I did forget “I Am on a Quest, and This Quest Is a Metaphor.” My apologies to ancient Greek men, writers named Joseph, and writers who use initials containing the letters J and R. I deeply regret the error. 

Many people would simply ask “How did (insert any event to ever occur in the history of the known universe) happen and yet Kyle Mooney is still on SNL?”

We really can’t afford to be dismissive of this, the way we were dismissive of Trump’s campaign in 2015. Or how we were dismissive of Trump fighting the Mueller investigation in the press.

Yo what community college is paying english teachers $100,000?  

Fuck off. Why should she sideline her own career in deference to her husband’s? The woman wants to work. She earned a doctorate in pursuit of that work. She has every right to keep working and to be paid for that work.

This is the best line I’ve ever read on Jez:

Or, we could just start calling men whores too.

I hope this awful bitch I worked with years ago can never find jeans that really work on her, and also that she may have unfettered access to abortion services should she need them.