was going to say this.  If you’re self-employed, disability insurance is a must.

Only nerds listen to lyrics

“who was omnipresent in 80s shopping mall food courts across America.”

The angsty punk Gwen was ALWAYS a put on. I have friends who knew her pre-fame from the club/party scene in LA/OC and she was basically the popular suburban girl with an edgy asymmetrical haircut who was omnipresent in 80s shopping mall food courts across America.

“Friends say this move has turned into a nightmare,” the source says. “This is the toughest period they’ve had so far without a No Doubt.”

Yeah how much did the staff of Jezebel raise for charity yesterday?

I’m all for snark but come on, every single article I’ve seen on here lately is just shitting on people. The cast of Pitch Perfect (a movie I enjoyed, please don’t come for me) raised $5,000 for singing for a few minutes. They are literally (probably) at home doing nothing and they managed to raise $5,000. If I could…

The article about Dakota Johnson really killed it for me. 

It is certainly not the same since ye olde Anna Holmes days. I really really miss the OG Jezebel and damn Gawker, brings a tear to my eye. I think the majority of the writers now are very young millennials (mid-to-late 20s/early 30s tops) and the tone has clearly adapted to that generation. Long live the days of Erin…

Same, I have been coming less and less, but the shitty attitudes of current staff members just turns me completely off.

What?! This movie was highly enjoyable and Tom Cruise and his wig were campy, scenery-chewing perfection. I gotta say, I’ve been visiting this site since it launched but I think I’m done. Between that ghastly “breaking quarantine for dick” article and the current writers’ insistence on writing entire articles sneering…

That guitar solo... My heart.

Have you not seen the shit these psycho children turn out on Jezebel nowadays?

Beautifully expressed with an understatement and grace from which we Americans could learn. The shooting in Canada should not have been reduced to a byte about the Queen’s birthday celebration. It was a horrifying tragedy, and sincere condolences from south of the border.

Some guy in our friend group tried to mock him about it. He just shrugged and said "yeah, so what?  I have other skills" Girls he dated backed that up. I admired his confidence.

#notallsmallpenises

My neighbor behind our house owns the empty lot next to our house, which until last year had 32 trees on a 50x100 lot (basically a rare forest in a residential area). She had all 32 trees cut down because she doesn’t like leaves. There are two remaining trees: a pine that she cut the top off with a machete and a rose…

And this is a Todd Solondz movie.

My worst neighbors...don’t actually live there. I live in a mid-size but relatively expensive city, in a cute, fairly quiet, centrally located neighborhood. The house next to mine has been empty for 20+ years due to an inheritance dispute - I’m talking empty to the point of broken windows with cardboard taped up,…

Oh, and he’s one of those leaf blower everyday assholes to top it off.