She went after Joe’s mother’s home because Joe shamelessly used his mother to fraudulently shield his assets from the judgment Carole legitimately won. It is Joe’s fault his mother went bankrupt.

I’m not watching Tiger King because I don’t have the appetite for terrible people right now, but I do have a question for those experts who’ve seen it.

Your scheme needs more meth.

Even if she did kill her husband, as between her, Doc Antle, Joe Exotic, Jeff Lowe, and the various other big cat/private zoo owners, she remains by far the closest thing to a decent person among the whole lot of them.

Im lucky to have the landlord I do. Im still working and will get paid even when Im inevitably told to stay home. I know he'll be understanding with rent IF it came down to it. Hes been understanding in the past and even told me not to worry about it around the holidays. All of this shit is really making me look hard…

I had a teacher in HS who cued up the scene where Bernadine torches the car and had us watch it. She had gone through a messy divorce and thought we would enjoy it as much as she did.

I remember watching this movie with my mom when I was a kid, and there’s a scene where her husband is leaving her and she says [something like] “I gave you the best years of my life.” And my mom was like “ABSOLUTELY NOT. When you’re in love with somebody, you make sure you’re *sharing* your time with them. Don’t ever…

Clean-up on aisle five!

I’m not usually “that dude,” but...can we just stop reporting on Thomas Markle and his abusive relationship with his estranged daughter?  Hearing what he has to say about anything literally has no constructive or even entertainment value, anymore.

Georgina Chapman had consensual sex with Harvey Weinstein, got her fashion line funded, pretended she knew nothing about his criminal behavior, and walked away with millions. Annabella Sciorra doesn’t have a career anymore. Who gives a fuck who Chapman is dating? She clearly has no issue banging sexual predators so…

I had grown up just assuming that apple pie with cheese was gross, since it sounded so weird. It wasn’t until I got to college that a friend ordered it and insisted I try it. I can’t believe I missed out on that combo for so long.

Or worse aim.

I'm picturing her housekeeper, fully aware that Martha is going to sneak a piece of cheese, purposely putting extras in the drawer because she knows Martha wouldn't be caught dead with it in her actual pinterest worthy fridge and she kinda feels bad for her. 

Listen Stan, I wasn’t criticising BTS at all. I wasn’t criticising anyone, and neither was Halfty. Take your misguided ire to Maria, if you must, because she’s the one who asked the question about logistics.

Those are the bad animals. Not cute cuddly puppies.

Seeking any sort of intellectual honesty or consistency in the Trump clan is a fool’s errand. It’s a Potemkin Village all the way down. 

she’s a mal vivant if she’s anything.

Unless you hear or know otherwise, let’s give everyone the benefit of the doubt and assume that this is how they are comfortable operating as an extended family.

Kylie Jenner got a bob.

I’m so sorry.