I don’t think Tiabbi should get lumped with the other two. nothing he wrote is critical of Hillary as a woman, just as a candidate. whereas Wieseltier compares her to a nagging hellish housewife, and Lauer talks over and mansplains her to pieces. 

my sister just texted “poor Matt.” I can’t even.

My brother-in-law has grandkids plus a pair of tweens with my sister. if it’s keeping him young, he’s doing a great job of hiding it.

my parents were convinced I was going to be a boy, too, so I grew up loving blue walls and toy trucks.

Cannavale & Byrne’s first son is named Rocco Robin, and now I have that old Bobby Day song stuck in my head. thanks a lot, famous people.

I laugh at the word “libtard,” because if we’re taking the first syllable and adding tard to it, wouldn’t that make all republicans retards?

As someone who worked with the mentally disabled in my younger days, and who’s a relative of someone with a mental handicap, the word “retarded” was simply how they were described. “Retarded” literally means slow.

when it comes to regular abuse in the industry, rather than sexual, I’ve suffered way worse at the hands of female bosses. it’s brutal. (happily, the two worst offenders are now - finally - pretty much unemployable.) my only mentors were men.

I had a female boss in LA who would berate and abuse the other women in the office to such an extent, we called our subsequent condition Post Traumatic Patty Syndrome.

true Anderson Cooper story: before he was out - and when all of his friends were completely blind - he was set up on a date with a friend of mine. sexual orientation aside, this was a bad match, as my friend was raised very blue collar and has the sass and manners of a midwestern Bette Midler. in other words, she is…

with chocolate diamonds a close second.

“Gretchen Mol was supposed to be huge because she slept with him.”

I do not understand Lena Dunham’s tweet.

grown-ass women don’t all want the same thing??
pearls: clutched.

I think we’ve all used the “I have a boyfriend” excuse more than once, to spare their feelings, as women have been taught from the womb.

“the eight-term Republican congressman from Pennsylvania”

Let’s just say, my acne is back. ;)

I’m fifty, and the cheek zits that started appearing in my mid-thirties ARE STILL SHOWING UP. only now they leave scars that look like age spots.

I genuinely laughed out loud more than once.

“...the story I once heard about him shitting in a friend’s cat’s litter box...”