this show and Greys Anatomy bug me SO MUCH, because they cast these scatty, not-very-nice, super-shallow skeletons as the objects of every man’s desire. meanwhile, the supporting women on both shows are way more engaging and, in my view, crush-worthy.

“logic goat” is brilliant.

as a child of divorce who never got along with her sisters, I thought this was a BRILLIANT idea.

since Bumble is female-centric (ie: only women can send a message first, to lessen the trading of unsolicited dick-pics) I wonder if this feature is only available to the ladies on Bumble?

Bumble already has this feature, and it’s how I met my awesome BF. (his main profile picture was not flattering, like at all. but hey, he swiped right on me, so it’s only polite to take a look.... the other pictures were adorable, as was his own real-life self. this was at Xmastime, and I just took him to meet the…

“many,” sure. not “most.”

we made Myrtle Beach our home base, then traveled the extra hour south to experience the total eclipse on Pawley’s Island. it was remarkably not a shitshow. more crowded than the island usually is, but still manageable (plus they ticketed all of us $50 for parking on the street, so the eclipse was pretty much…

“Shelter dogs come with baggage, that’s just a fact.”

where is this woman’s Go Fund Me page? I wanna kick in.

guess they should’ve thought of that before starting their campaign to destroy a woman’s livelihood over $125.

yeah. it would be too bad if they had to, say, drain their retirement savings and go out of business.

per the NBC story “Jurors found the Moldovans liable for defamation, disparagement, and civil conspiracy, and awarded punitive damages.”

yikes! at the risk of face-shaming, are they sure they even WANT the photos?

met him once, too. I am rarely struck speechless. could not say a word around the gorgeousness of Clooney.

even more bonkers (slash-understandable?) that she would date a know abuser like Penn.

oh Miley. you absolutely do.

I can’t see her feet. ARE THERE SHOES ON THEM?!?

“everybody!”

my mom adopted the best little guy (from me. I foster. you’re welcome, Mom.) but occasionally he would freak out and bite for no reason.