the examples of it looking good on someone are precisely those we can’t see. there’s no way someone as face-forward as Meryl Streep hasn’t had a little something-something here and there, but the result is she looks great for her age, rather than “done.”

agreed. I often cringe at what is lumped under the Dirt Bag heading.

I’m living a similar story! went on a hilariously awful Bumble date (dude actually got up and walked out of the bar 20 minutes in because I didn’t make him feel interesting enough. his exact words.)

Warren Buffet has stated that he’s leaving his kids $1 million each.

A New Yorker I dumped a decade ago was 100% not joking when he asked, “you mean you’d rather be alone than with me?!” Because as a woman in NYC in her thirties, those were my only two choices.

In the year prior to Tig’s? By someone in her peer group? No.

except this isn’t a parody. it’s a hijacking of Tig’s wholly original concept.

hand to god, that cropped photo is the first time I’m seeing it in white and gold. - total night owl, running on 4 hours’ sleep.

ew.

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HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW THIS?!?!

what has Sting done to his face?!

....which is why my last BF used his teeth during oral. his. teeth.

good luck in your career! being tall and formidable does indeed help ward off some unwanted attention. if it happens anyway, please do catch the elbow launch on video and come back here to share.

I rarely get harassed at work or catcalled on the street, and I chalk it up to my amazon height and a resting bitch face that screams I Will Cut You.

Turd Blossom orchestrated a phone brigade to call voters and ask, “what would you think if you learned that McCain had an illegitimate black child?”

“Sterne”? really? are you new to this land?

I’m convinced that the video the brother was about to play listed precisely where the bodies are buried.

since the bride’s parents traditionally pay for the wedding, the groom’s parents usually throw the rehearsal dinner.

that Heartfelt Video he was about to play held secrets.