Pretty egregious display of racial profiling by the cops here, Tiger self-identifies as Blasian

To Jim’s point, I went to Syracuse when Fab Melo was there and the first thing I think of hearing his name is how he was academically ineligible for the 2012 tournament. The reason being his NBA career never panned out, which would otherwise cause people to forget the time he got in trouble for dumb stuff in college…

RG3 hasn’t played a full game since the 2014-15 season

Al I liked it better when you channeled your rage through describing the best way to prepare beef tips veggies and aromatics for stew

Genuinely curious what actually happens in cases like this when the loser has to pay an unrealistic amount of money? If you add his current assets plus income for the rest of his life I doubt it would come close to touching $28M (note: zero fact checking done on my part, maybe he is worth that much, but consider for…

Also OF COURSE the walls in his office are painted black.

What, no pinstripe suit?

Love how his face evolves from ‘seeing where its going...hoping he doesn’t go there...all hope is lost’

Worse than random whistling and singing is people who hum and make “musical instrument” noises to songs they don’t know the words to. My roomates girlfriend does this and shit drives me up the wall. They were watching The Office and I had to leave the room when she started humming along to theme.

Re: national anthems:

LightskinJimmyButler is an A+ twitter troll name

The NFL work schedule would be even better if you live on the west coast. Starting work at 10am and leaving at 9pm on Sunday is 100x more bearable than starting at 1 and ending at midnight. Those days would still be brutal, but in the morning you just pep yourself up by saying this is only xx out 17 more of these that…

Alright I’m at work and have spent too much time thinking about this, but...

another sneaky funny part of the video is catching Chris Berman mid-stammer “weahh-yea-” before cutting out.

How about the Rand Paul-autographed copy of Hillary Clinton’s book? Not for sale at the store, but worth noting that it went for $13,100 on ebay.

That’s not the bat flip America wants, that’s the bat flip America NEEDS.

At first I thought “Yes! Fuck this guy!” and then thought “Aww shucks” when I realized either he or the moving company has insurance to cover this, so at the end of the day he is laughing all the way to the bank

But can we really make ruling on the booing Yankee fans until #1 Yankee Super Fan Billy Crystal weighs in on the issue?

This is no laughing matter. At a party, I was drinking from clear High Life bottle (setting myself up for failure, I know) and my buddy puts his spitter, also a clear HL bottle, down next to mine. I reach for my beer without paying attention and, well, without getting into the gory details at first it tasted warmer…