You’re right. It’s Giedi Prime, complete with the Baron Harkonnen.

What’s up with the footnotes, man? You find out HBO has an opening on Wednesday nights for a sports show or something?

Good food like ham?

How does a box of tissues account for the need to urinate? Are you pissing in the box again, Drew?

To be fair, the Supreme Court had the opportunity in the Hamdan v. Rumsfeld lineage of cases to repudiate Korematsu, and explicitly declined to do so. I believe this is what the Trump surrogate was referring to.

Look on the bright side, after the movie tanks and takes the city down with it, you’ll need a strong man to make the city great again. You know, like Mark Wahlberg.

You know, I had never noticed in this clip that the head explodes from the back toward the front. It’s really quite mesmerizing. This is in no way related to your points regarding millennials getting off of various lawns and what-have-you.

Gronk Concussion Protocol Questions:

Somewhere, Rob Neyer is cumming.

Same reason there aren’t cameras in every stadium dedicated to out of bounds, endzone and similar views for replay purposes.

Batghazi?

No, it was the over-use of commas and hyphens/dashes.

Canadian beer sucks. There, I said it. What are you going to do about it, Canada? Burn down the White hou....

+1 replacement

Positive Cocaine Test Pardoned after Pole Vaulter Pleads Pre-trial Prostitute Purchase and Puckering Peck, Post Pole-Vaulted.

“Now, regarding that sex tape: it doesn’t exist”

How far can you punt a Ram skull?

Since we don’t have his name. let us name him in the current internet nom de jour, Blackie McBlackface...uh, on second thought, how about we just call him Pete.

“You can eat contracts?”

Well, at least the Marlins were able to Dodge a bullet with respect to Rea.