This. Very much this. God bless you kind sir.

Goddamned Sicilians.

“When getting a hooker, pay by the time, not by the act.”

Merritt is all well and good until there’s an accident or two cars enjoying the scenery instead of chewing up asphalt on the way to NY. Then it is just a terrible prison of cars.

Hartford might as well be Fury Road. No, the portion I’m referring to is in eastern CT on the way to the Mass Pike. Once you get past Manchester it’s pretty smooth driving.

The I-84 is a wonderful place to speed at night. Banked curves, reasonable cops on cow country. Just smooth driving.

He’s turning a blind eye because he knows Chapman is likely to walk.

I would venture its spoliation as well. Much like preliminary injunctions often applying to those other than the adverse party (e.g.: friends, agents, co-fraternity brothers, etc.), the same analysis, I think, applies.

Yes, yes. In any event, I seem to recall an anecdote about the Duke of Marlborough castigating one of his soldiers for adding coca cola to their peasant’s whisky. Then he picked up his machine gun and shot the French delegate upon executing the Treaty of Utrecht.

Of course you prefer the latter, since anyone who adds coke to scotch is an unwashed cad and a commoner.

The Caribbean Cask is a little to spicy for me. I prefer the 15 Year. Glenfarclas is also up there with moderately priced fantastic single malts. (Lagavulin 16 is like drinking scotch out of an ashtray. Fine if that’s your thing).

Zlatan terrorized the competition?

Wait. What’s wrong with Airwolf?

This is, by far, one of the most horrifying things I have read recently. I nearly vomited in my mouth simply picturing it. I applaud you, both for your story and your spiteful actions toward your friend.

Honest question: Would you find posting the same article while redacting the victim’s name and any identifying information to be objectionable?

Great, great work. I stand in awe of this.

I, for one, think its great how Chara is highlighting how much his face looks like the mask. Long, pointy nose, pink lips, gray, dead eyes indicating a lack of a soul. It’s for the kids!

Derek Lowe and Jason Varitek for Healthcliff Slocumb. All Duke.

You know, the two stories aren’t mutually exclusive. He could have swallowed dip and shrimp at the same time.

....aaaand I’m and idiot.

“But, what this book imagines is, maybe we do?”