How about this for starters, don't shit yourself.

Uh, "shat in the urinal"?

This movie is so great that I named a fantasy baseball team I Am Castor Troy Tulowitski. Last year. Just so very awesome.

Robert Evans? Is that you?

you go to hell.

Where, oddly enough, the NFL's position on social matters can receive an appraisal by a charming gentleman.

That's...uncanny.

It was weird the fourth time you announced it.

It's got electrolytes!

God, I remember when my mother broke the wooden spoon in an attempt to hit me with it. Relief was quickly followed by fear when she reached in the drawer and pulled out a bigger wooden spoon.

That said, I was and still am a dickhead.

came here specifically for this.

Your compelling, lucid and well thought out position has no place in these forums.

I'm hungry. This isn't about food at all!

Let's not forget that Mike Vick was convicted of Racketeering. Jamaal Lewis of drug trafficking. so as for reinstated players:

Murderers - check

So we're clear that Brett Farve was the PK source?

I, for one, think this is a really irresponsible decision by the Ravens and the NFL. Now, you have a guy without a job or income with violent propensities.

Somewhere, Reche Caldwell looks upon this comment with, well, his normal look I guess.

very nice

Last year - TommyBoyLikesSandusky

Personally have "I Can Smell Your Punt" "Vick In Your Mouth" and "You Messed With The Wrong Vereen" this year.