Troll, fuck off. Heaven forbid someone tries to be sincere on the internet when tragedy strikes.

+10,000 candles in the wind

And here’s the part that hurts the most
Humans cannot ride a ghost
Bye Bye Lil Sebastian.

That comment just made me blush and put a big exaggerated grin on my face!

The best part was no Chris Berman yelling, “Back, back, back,” after every homer. Then one of the announcers who did the show this year laid one on us and ruined it for me.

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

should we expect Mia Hamm’s untimely death some time tomorrow because anything he can do, she can do better?

“So was the South, but I fixed that”

OR Minnesota is beautiful in the summer, the land of 10,000 lakes and MPLS is fun. Manhattan still smells bad but NYC is the cultural and financial hub of the US. More languages are spoke in Queens than in any other place in the world. Alabama has a space rocket and Birmingham (legit fun town), no pro-sports and the…

What’s the fucking point in reading the whole article when you can get really angry the few things you saw while skimming?

Yeah, but who plays the Vietnamese guy?

Fuck Papa John and fuck his shitty ass pizza.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Justice graduated from Marshall, as did his wife and daughter.

Fucking allergies always act up at the weirdest times.

[Tim Tebow hits a home run]

It’s pretty great when cheaters are exposed like this.

Listen, you asshole. Chocolate goes first, vanilla second and then you throw the fucking carton away.