He looks like he is drunk and shit his pants.

He gets a lot crap here, but he's an Everyman and I love him for it. Too bad he didn't coach the Bills or Packers, those towns would've loved him.

My great uncle got something similar - not sure if it was a telegram or letter, but received it right after enlisted and was sent to off to basic in the late 60s/early 70s.

What a fat, sweaty fuck.

The Simpsons.

Fan since team’s inception since 2011?

UNLV>>>TTU WTF

Is out scoring your opponent 25-12 a run? I'd say that's a stretch.

In either case, only 5 games?

This is the SEC. He will be made a team captain and CBS will do a story of redemption on him when he is a senior.

Rest them in the first round. Sweep and get a week off.

That's unclear. They didn't qualify. He played for their national team that tried to qualify for the Olympics

His mom is Dominican. He played on their Olympic qualifying team when he was 16 coached by Calipari.

Had a torn labrum, had constant pain for years. The surgery and recovery were awful but totally worth it.

You are so wrong. Dick Vitale doesn’t announce March Madness.

The ref waived it off at center court, so it wasn't overturned. It was affirmed.

Can he take Billy with him?

Dumbest fucking name.

Gonna be a great tourney. A lot of the powers lost in the sections. The hair should be good, too.

Who is the worst athlete? For guys, my bet is Tom. He seems too quirky to be athletic. For females, no clue who I'd take.