Actually it's because she is Asian.

Love the "oh shit the Gatorade bath is coming" grimace from Reid right before it happens, as he notes the other guy backing off.

Not to nitpick, but DARE isn't a relief program for kids, it's a propaganda machine for conservative parents. They openly claim (among other things) that pot is just as bad as Heroin. They encourage children to inform on their peers, even if they only have suspicions of drug use, and encourage imprisonment and zero…

And to the people bemoaning the author's use of 'Sox Park':

Interesting.

I'd heard that Thomas was especially excited by the Panthers' new commitment to holding the blue-line at all costs. They're calling it the "Stand Your Ground" defense.

Ladies and gentlemen, the only similarity between NASCAR fans and European football fans...

One doesn't have to be faster than the bear, just faster than some other person who is also nonchalantly watching the bear.

Exactly! The Champion should be decided based on the results of the entire year. Not a stable of 12 dudes that happen to get "hot" for 10 races. This playoff bullshit MUST GO!

That poor bear just wanted to do some dumpster rummaging, but misunderstood its bear friends when they spoke of all the white trash that can be found in Gatlinburg.

Get rid of this stupid "Chase" playoff bullshit and let the guys race. That's how you fix this.

Regardless of the hilarity found in the content of these complaints, the complaints themselves are ludicrous because the FCC has no oversight over cable television to begin with!

BREAKING: Oklahoma State players smoke shitty weed.

Story will be funnier when their best gig is Tuesday open mic nights at Vandy's.

Jesus I thought this place closed down years ago when I was in undergrad. It was a dump, but cheap at a fiver for a large cheese, sausage or pepperoni and right next to my favorite bar. Sketchy dude would yell out unintelligible phrases and scream about hot pizza like a meth crazed townie. I wonder who reopened it?

Didn't you know? Joe Francis bought that pizza joint a couple of months ago.

I thought Ray Lewis had better seats than that considering he's an "analyst" now.

Rallying and still standing after 54 shots? Who are they, Vodka Samm?

You know Smith was out with all of his friends one night, and they were all like, "hey try this drug, it's super fly, man" and then he was all, "I can't, club friends, I'm in the NBA" and they go, "nah, do it because drugs are fun" and then can you guess what happened? He couldn't fucking pass.

Peyton Manning became the first quarterback in NFL history to have 450 yards, 7 touchdowns and 20 commercials in a game.

Looks like Jacoby Jones is the Pat Tillman of football.