So the only burn you can come up with was with regards to somebody's online spelling acumen. Bravo! -1

So the only burn you can come up with was with regards to somebody's online spelling acumen. Bravo! -1

Seriously, OK State players don't got that FIRE!

Loser gets drowned or beaten!

You should hear what Schefter thinks about ESPN's new Digital Center.

Obviously the co-driver had a helluva night beforehand. The Potato Vodka and the blood of Icelandic virgins must have been flowing freely that night.

What kind of a field is that? At first I thought badminton, but then I'm like no nigga would be caught dead with a badminton court at his house!

What did the five fingers say to the face?

I hate this fool!

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Yes, I could have added the vice versa, but in this situation it probably happened like I said. She refused the official breathalyzer at the station and therefore they cannot officially say, or print on the mugshot, her exact BAC.

Correct, a field breathalyzer is not admissible in court for a variety of reasons. One of the main reason is calibration and accuracy. The one at the station is routinely calibrated to make sure it gives accurate readings, and it also gives off a printed receipt with the exact time/date and BAC printed, so it is…

She probably initially blew a .341 on the field breathalyzer, but may have refused the official breathalyzer at the station.

He already has a foot in his mouth. It just happens to be his wife's foot.

Cool video but wtf is up with that music? Totally ruined it!

Exactly. If you get speared in the chest/abdomen region hard enough, it can cause you to vomit. Concussion not required.

Thanks for the info mate! I've been watching futbol for decades, but only recently I've seen assists being tabulated and I never paid attention to what that really means.

Dumb futbol statistics question regarding how assists are counted... Are they counted similar to hockey with secondary assists? Just trying get some context regarding the numbers between Messi, Ronaldo, and Ribery Let me run through a couple of examples...

How does the chainsaw make Benny obsolete? The chainsaw actually allows him to save his chompers! Nice try.

What a shitty excuse for a man-on-the-field drill! The field usually isn't just open like that, there are usually, you know, football players and referees on the field. They should use cones to simulate other persons on the field. Of course, Philly would fuck this up!