Redskins fans should be terrified at what they’re going to get for their $15M a year out of Norman in three years, given Revis’s very similar career path and Norman already resorting to desperate PI penalties any time he’s in single coverage deep.

“Are the Jets aware...”

At least now we know why they thought they could smash through those rocks.

“The ConFLiCT” is the shittiest of shitty Limp Bizkit album working titles.

There would be nothing better than a real rivalry forming because UCF didn’t give a shit about a fake rivalry. That’s fucking literature.

It’d really bring that neighborhood back after everybody decided ShiTpaTown was cooer.

I could walk from the game to my Loft at Kenny’s.

They’d probably do better in an area of town that can support the arena in the offseason. Perhaps the musical theater scene in SoLaTiDo

Honestly SoDoSoPa would be a nicer part of town for an arena.

all time? lolno

It’s a shame George O’Leary isn’t at UCF anymore. No one appreciated made up accolades like him.

Eddie Lacy, the Oprah Winfrey of the NFL.

Lacy: I’m not fat! There’s just more of me to tackle.

He is in cheese country after all. Doesn’t it just sit on the side of the road in Wisconsin?

That family is so effed up

But her 10-year-old half-brother is. I’m sure he can help her out.

I know you’re being salty, but come on. The headset issues are reported all over the league. The only reason why you care about it happening at Foxboro is because it’s the Pats. At least focus on the things that don’t happen at every NFL stadium.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”