If you think that game sites should publish stories based on what developers want them to publish, I recommend you visit one of the many sites that does just that. On the other hand, if you want an independent games press that covers stories we think are interesting and/or important — even if developers and publishers…

Shit son, my stuff has been ripped off by 9gag and reddit, I'm used to it by now.

Bob : ‘Shit! Get down! What the hell dinosaur is that?!’

I would pay good money to see Mayweather try to pronounce and/or spell Koenigsegg. That would truly be the fight of the century.

I used to go to a motorcycle shop where most of the techs were dummies, but at least they were consistently MY dummies.

Roughly $500-600. It is pretty invasive surgery. They have to take out a lot of interior components and trim. But you’re right, it could be a lot worse. But I’m still fucking livid considering all of the documentation I’ve provided.

Let me ask you this though, do you work in customer service? If not then you have no idea....

No — I am Lexusblind.

Then you know what I’m talking about. Those “Ride or Die” badges don’t come easy.

If it was fruit jelly-filled shortbread like the ones in the stock photo, I want to be friends with them.

Wait, what flavors did they steal? I feel like this is important to solving the crime.

While the Dota 2 changes are somewhat exciting in their size, and have even piqued my interest, it still has yet to change some of the stuff that I find discouraging about the game itself. Its just not for me in its current incarnation (even its new one), but I also understand to change it to my current MOBA of choice…

What do having sex in a canoe and American beer have in common?

Oh god, I think I’m a goddamn Rockefeller when I get wasted. SHOTS FOR EVERYONE AT THE BAR.

nothing says productivity like pissing your pants. Fuck the workplace!

DONT BREAK THE SEAL

So yeah, the water thing. I try and do that as often as possible, however there is a downside. I then proceed to have to pee basically every 5 minutes for the whole day.

Looks like LoL’s Front page.... *runs for cover*

The flying version looks like a demonic version of Mew in a bubble from Pokemon.

If you’re going to install 7 on the new hard drive, I can almost guarantee you’ll be fine. Why wouldn’t Windows see the new drive?