Those were actually the first words out of my mouth after I heard they were making an entire movie based on those annoying little yellow shits.

Got an 8gb phone, 1.85gb of available storage, mrs Yorkshireboy has a 16gb phone, has 12gb of available storage......I don’t understand how they can sell these phones with less than half of the storage available and things like touchwiz and other bloatware, I have 5 ee apps on my phone that I can’t remove

If you think that game sites should publish stories based on what developers want them to publish, I recommend you visit one of the many sites that does just that. On the other hand, if you want an independent games press that covers stories we think are interesting and/or important — even if developers and publishers…

Shit son, my stuff has been ripped off by 9gag and reddit, I'm used to it by now.

Bob : ‘Shit! Get down! What the hell dinosaur is that?!’

I would pay good money to see Mayweather try to pronounce and/or spell Koenigsegg. That would truly be the fight of the century.

I actually don’t care anymore, since MS called off all promises about free upgrades. Stay still managed to prove that Microsoft SUCKS.

I used to go to a motorcycle shop where most of the techs were dummies, but at least they were consistently MY dummies.

Roughly $500-600. It is pretty invasive surgery. They have to take out a lot of interior components and trim. But you’re right, it could be a lot worse. But I’m still fucking livid considering all of the documentation I’ve provided.

Let me ask you this though, do you work in customer service? If not then you have no idea....

No — I am Lexusblind.

Shove this $1.28 door stop under your blender.

Then you know what I’m talking about. Those “Ride or Die” badges don’t come easy.

If it was fruit jelly-filled shortbread like the ones in the stock photo, I want to be friends with them.

What do having sex in a canoe and American beer have in common?

Oh god, I think I’m a goddamn Rockefeller when I get wasted. SHOTS FOR EVERYONE AT THE BAR.

nothing says productivity like pissing your pants. Fuck the workplace!

DONT BREAK THE SEAL

So yeah, the water thing. I try and do that as often as possible, however there is a downside. I then proceed to have to pee basically every 5 minutes for the whole day.