Upvoted because I remember the Dahm Triplets

Which 15 minutes of the movie are you not counting?

Daredevil and jerking off?

Oh, for some reason I thought this was the end

Was this the biggest logjam of quality/buzzy TV this weekend? What with Daredevil, season premieres of GoT and Silicon Valley, season finale of Last Man on Earth, and the 5th to last Mad Men, I was booked solid, only time to jerk off twice.

Don't forget her boobs at the beginning of Magic Mike

The first season of Eastbound & Down is still brilliant, in my humble opinion

Ridiculous thong or good day, sir!

Interesting how well the aesthetic fits together, especially the minotaur dick.

Dude, me too. And I've never had a single weed!

We're sponsored by Alamo Drafthouse, which is actually really great.

Finally some Hollywood libtards recognize Bradley Cooper! Way to go….oh, fuck, MTV?

You know what, I bought it like a chump, even though I didn't even like it. But the idea of binging the whole damn thing one day…a day that will never come…was too enticing to pass up.

I was sort of disappointed in The Rock sitting out the middle of the movie, but ripping the plaster cast off his broken arm—that proceeded to work just fine—might have been worth it.

Can we all please stop crying about Edgar Wright now?

Fight the good fight, man.

I dunno, I was laughing

Hey, are there still chat rooms? Because I did some awwwwful things in chat rooms

What's crazy is all this sexism hubbub has totally distracted everyone from the casual comment about Chris Pratt being buddies with a bunch of fucking raptors.

I wish Hollywood would stop trying to make Jeremy Renner happen