But either way, she's right about the movie.

Emmy-eligible?

Are we implying that AOS is critically acclaimed?

I think it was all a naked attempt to get on Metacritic

Last year at SXSW, they had a CBS booth set up with what they said was one of two real Big Wheels. It was pretty awesome to get to spin it, but I had a hard time believing they trucked the whole thing out to Texas.

DARKHAWK!

Was it Disney Adventures magazine?

The mall KB Toys around here were always dumps. In the late-90s/early-2000s they had some strip mall stores that were nicer, but I can't imagine how shitty it would have been to win this prize and find out its at a KB instead of the TRU holy grail.

The story about Kay Bee's video games reminded me of the Video Power game show, where contestants had to velcro game boxes to their vests.

About 15-16 years ago, my brother got to do a miniature version of this at a San Antonio Spurs game. He was 7 or 8, and I was 21, so I was his coach out on the floor. Basically they took 4 kids during a time out, one at each corner of the court, and let them run at a huge pile of toys at center court. Whatever they…

Remember that Nerdist TV show that was on BBC America and it was just a huge Doctor Who blowjob?

Yeah, I wanted to like that show, but Wil was just awful.

I thought this was just "Attack of the Show" over again

Hey guys, let's rebuild G4!

Can we just pause for a minute and talk about the terribleness of the name "Shmonty & Carolina?"

Remember when he was gonna make an animated Clerks movie? Remember how great the Clerks animated series was?

I can't decide if Tusk or Mortdecai was the lowest point of Depp's career. I'm inclined to go with Tusk here.

Yeah, I dug that. Bob Barker would have just put her down on his list for extra groping after cameras stopped rolling

What's your beef with Rifftrax?

I blame Jimmy Fallon