This is ALLLLLL on you, Millenials. Don't say you weren't warned when Space Jam 2 becomes a reality

Mother Hubbard!

To be totally fair, though, Furious 7 is as close to a Transformers movie as you can get without Optimus Prime.

There are shots in this movie that are nearly identical to Transformers movies, like 5 gorgeous cars driving along a desert road at dusk for no reason.

I still can't believe Clear Channel corporate changed their name to iHeartMedia.

Typical Canadian teen, getting drunk on Molsons and imagining a McDonald's that serves pancakes all day.

But, but…my place! I'm not in it yet :(

It can be two things

I just find the internet's particular crusade about the ethnicity and/or gender of late night hosts to be fairly fascinating.

Oh man, I was just reminded of the weird thing where they did they box office report in lire.

I still remember the salad days of Brian Unger and A. Whitney Brown. And then Vance DeGeneres.

Social justice warrior checklist:

I wish stupid source material like Transformers was getting the same sort of geek love by filmmakers that stupid source material shit like Thor and GotG are getting from filmmakers. Why did Bay have to be the one to land the franchise, and why are farts and tits and underage relationships part of a fucking…

In San Antonio, we've lost 3 crappy malls since Mallrats opened, and gained one high-end mall. We have one shell of a mall still hanging around hosting crummy sci-fi conventions and stuff, but the 5 remaining malls are all still doing well. I mean that's where they put the Apple stores.

She looked kinda busted in J&SBSB

That commentary is gold and, along with the other interview on the disc, the only reason for owning it.

Upvoted for the sneaky FSM reference.

Bill Hicks fans are like the Browncoats of comedy. Yes, we get it, we all liked it all those years ago, but it's time to move on

On the contrary, I fucking hated the whole thing and considered walking out.

My beef lies with the "hey, the studio said if we raised money, they'll gladly make money off it!" idea behind this and Veronica Mars, to say nothing of the fact that the properties naturally ran their course and shouldn't be resurrected to dance again.