Hey, und, dummkopf! Watch out
for the CD changer in my trunk, huh?

Ah, that's why The Simpsons Movie was snubbed too…

DAZEEM

Yeah, Cooper isn't great.

Yes, more than a month ago.

Apparently Hollywood was infiltrated by REAL AMERICANS for once! Or something.

The LEGO Movie snub makes me madder than anything else, including the lame American Sniper getting a best picture nod

Herpes babies need the most attention.

Dude, they've got the results to back it up.

An old girlfriend of mine was super into this movie and Emperor's New Groove, watching them all the time. Both are pretty solid for basically footnotes in the rise of Pixar.

You seem biased.

Every time I try to watch Doctor Who, I just wish someone would make a really good Hitchhiker's Guide series instead.

You got a screener of The Hobbit? I'm jealous…because I had to go to the theater for my free screening.

I like to look at the show's last 15 years or so as weaker just like the next internet douche, but complaining that the "reality" of the show is less real than it used to be is clearly selectively forgetting things.

It's weird, because I expected that from the movie, and Kyle remains one-note throughout, except all the people around him transition to "fuck this war."

Wild is wonderful, and Inherent Vice is a mess. American Sniper is okay.

Where's Roy?

That's a top ten episode for me, easy.

*snaps off legs*

Now let's talk about rust-proofing. These Colecos will rust up on you like *that*