I remember Harry Knowles, of all people, pointing out that Russell Crowe is way too old, especially since life expectancy at the time was like 35

"There was a rich man from Notting-ham,
Who tried to cross a ri-ver!
But what a dope!
He tripped on a rope!
Now, look at him shi-ver!"

Now turn into a statue!

I don't care what anyone says, this is the only Robin Hood movie I will ever need

I'm waiting for "Christmas Ape."

I (think?) I loved the shit out of the '80s Pac-Man cartoon, but I have no clue about this one. Is Pac still a fed up New Yorker?

What, no mention of The Ambiguously Gay Duo?

I think that its because he saved some random planet and not Earth

At the Alamo City Comic Con here in San Antonio, I sat in on the George Takei panel (fantastic) and moderated the Walter Koenig/Nichelle Nichols (mildly heartbreaking, as Nichols, a real trailblazer for women, is starting to slip away) panel, and none of them were shy about saying how much they hate Shatner.

Their Uverse is pretty solid. And cord-cutting be damned, I love the TV service. LIGHT YEARS better than Time Warner Cable in my area, especially in the interface department.

You know what's weird? Over on crazypants sites like Breitbart, their insane movie critic John Nolte is IN LOVE with cord-cutting, insisting that it's the Liberals who are keeping cable from unbundling.

Can we talk about how awful Johnny Depp was in Tusk? Because holy shit

How fast did Dave Coulier call his agent when he saw this?

I hate to quibble, but Shark Tank tapes at Sony in Culver City.

Where is the info about Joel working with Jim? Because that would be very surprising.

I definitely agree about the B-movie stuff being loads better. I hardly ever pay attention to the big blockbuster stuff, unless its Twilight or Batman and Robin.

It was weird to me that Joel seems to not realize we already DO have a reboot in Rifftrax (and his short lived Cinematic Titanic) and that the only reason either one of those wasn't branded MST3K is Jim Mallon not wanting them to be, if the Rifftrax AMA is to be believed.

And Urkel!

Don't let those Drallas hunks talk sass about Awstang

That "Jim and Derrick" episode for T&EASGJ that parodied Mountain Dew-y sports xtreme shows wasn't funny, per se, but brilliant in execution.