I, too, saw that last night in Austin and was quite fond of it.

Just like Tommy Wiseau!

But…but…snark!

I can't imagine anyone cares enough for a RennerBourne sequel with Damon back. I mean will we spend another entire movie hearing about the much cooler adventures Jason Bourne is having concurrently?

Can they scare up Randy Quaid long enough to get him to film a cameo? Or is he still in hiding?

And?

But why, though? I mean Sony didn't throw a retirement party for the PlayStation, did it?

What am I supposed to do with all of the cassette tapes??

Have you learned NOTHING from the comedy of the summer, "Sex Tape?"

This x1000000. I'm so tired of wading through people's treacly sequels to Calvin and Hobbes online.

Frankly I'm a little tired of every property being filtered through Calvin and Hobbes by some internet chode. Too many mashups!

Sorry bro, that was GenCorps

BOB JOHNSON!

I demand equal time for Dane Cook!

Was the salt the poison, or was it real poison?

Wait you do taste tests too?

That reminds me: during all the taste tests here, there's always some hipster who claims some processed snack food or over-salted restaurant meal makes him/her wanna barf, as if they weren't humans with reptile brains triggered by perfectly engineered junk food. We get it.

Don't forget to put it all on a mash-up t-shirt.

Is this where I come to atone for my white guilt re: late night programming?

Chair Man WOW!