Has anyone with actual filmmaking talent ever made one of these super churchy movies? Because typically they're just shitty films period, and they always get negative reviews, and then the churchy folks always cry "agenda!" and "liberal media!"

I'm really kind of bummed their arm rods have been digitally removed.

I have to add: the final sequence of the movie has one of the worst special effects shots you'll see in a movie theater this year.

Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny is a modern classic.

No, there's a "season 8" and "season 9" in comic book form, officially sanctioned by Whedon. A friend of mine tried to get me to read it, and I politely said "if it doesn't happen on a screen, it can get fucked."

I feel the same way about Futurama. I loved the original, unintended finale yet was excited when I heard the show was coming back in that strange movie form. Well, most of those were terrible and the relaunched series on Comedy Central was unremarkable and full of wheel-spinning. It felt like something that had a…

We just saw Night Terrors of 1927 play two songs at Buffalo Billiards. The vibe was weird. It was a 101X show, and the sound check took forever because of some complicated iPhone drum machine and mini-synth setup that ended up overpowering everything anyway.

Is there even such a thing as a fake band name? Isn't every tossed off reference in any movie or TV show just a band name in waiting anyway?

My fiancee and I were about 2 minutes behind this happening en route back to our car. I decided to take us up Red River since its a pretty fun atmosphere and most of the road is closed off to accommodate the thousands of people milling around. We came up on it RIGHT after it happened, so it wasn't really clear what…

Saw this last night. Funny, for the most part. But messy as hell. Seems like there was a ton of backstory axed.

I'll hit up Radio Shack when I need something like an XLR cable RIGHT NOW instead of somewhere like Sam Ash just to avoid all the local band burnouts.

Who reads the non-list articles on Cracked anyway? Ever since Seanbaby left I mean.

The TV station I work for was a WB affiliate at the time and man, they churned out sun-dappled angsty teen dramas like mad back then, hoping they'd stick.

Same number here. I won first prize at the Oscar party, which consisted of a DVD of "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" and a Gremlins cup. I'm pleased.

What about gay panic?

This one escaped me in theaters, so I finally finished watching it today. Nothing bugs me more about a Paul Greengrass film than knowing people are going to complain about the shaky camera like little bitches.

You know, a few months ago I found my own IMDB page randomly, and I had no hand in creating it.

That was awful, but why does everyone always fret about "another white guy?" Does that make me racist?

Meanwhile Marvel tries to make us excited about Bill Paxton in a business suit on Agents of SHIELD.

The way he paints his scalp in an effort to hide his thinning afro makes me a little sad.