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In preparing for a recent vacation to Burbank to see a "Conan" taping, I looked up how far The Smokehouse was from the WB lot so we could have lunch before the show. My non-Larry-Sanders-watching girlfriend was less than enthused, so we went to In-N-Out instead.

I picked TLJ in my Oscar pool after waffling on Alan Arkin. I fear I fucked up though.

Who has been pushing Rashida Jones as a headliner?

Do you think at some point, after Buffy ended and The Grudge was kind of a hit, SMG would see Joss Whedon's number pop up on the caller ID and let it go straight to voicemail? Do you think the exact opposite thing happens now?

In other news, it looks like the spell that kept Alyson Hannigan young finally wore off. Woof.

Man, fuck that guy

I'd prefer Enrico Palazzo.

On purpose…old-school style!

Yeah, I dig it. Plus DVDs are quite rippable if, uh, you're into that sorta thing.

Why don't you donate the DVDs to a childrens shelter in dire need of titties?

I'll sing the theme song with my eyes closed.

Mostly I just thought it was well done.

You know, I found the movie to be all right until Rossum crashed the party wherein Margo Martindale was wearing a Katy Perry witch wig. Then it just dumped a bunch of bullshit mythology on us with no real warning.

Maybe the movie caught me on a good day, or maybe I'm still all fucked up from the pneumonia I had last week, but I had a fucking blast at this movie. Its a solid action movie, and McClane seems to be certifiably insane…but in a fun way. There's a 10 minute car chase wherein he just starts driving over other cars in a…

Rock climbing, Warren. Rock climbing.

I love seeing voice actors on talk shows and such, but HATE that it always turns into "well what would [INSERT CHARACTER THEY VOICE HERE] say about that?"

Yeah, I never liked her on Talk Soup either.

Man, among the many terrible things about the 3rd Shrek movie was how every single speaking role (no matter how small) was played by an actor not known for voice work but not with an immediately recognizable voice. It was maddening going "wait, who's voice is THAT?" in your head every five minutes.

I listened to Billy West on the Nerdist podcast a couple years ago. That man seems certifiably nuts.