I proudly voted for him for governor of Texas, even with our local alt-weekly chiding anyone who did for wasting our vote on a joke instead of trying to unseat Rick Perry. Fuck those guys.

I proudly voted for him for governor of Texas, even with our local alt-weekly chiding anyone who did for wasting our vote on a joke instead of trying to unseat Rick Perry. Fuck those guys.

Whoa, the fact that there was a competent-looking 3D Top Cat movie produced for Mexico blows my mind.

Whoa, the fact that there was a competent-looking 3D Top Cat movie produced for Mexico blows my mind.

As I have to watch the show for my gig at a TV station, my armchair assessment is that, yeah, she wasn't too great at the gig, often stammering through interviews, murdering jokes by over-explaining them, etc. I'm not really sure why they installed her in the position in first place, but that's NBC for you. Again with…

As I have to watch the show for my gig at a TV station, my armchair assessment is that, yeah, she wasn't too great at the gig, often stammering through interviews, murdering jokes by over-explaining them, etc. I'm not really sure why they installed her in the position in first place, but that's NBC for you. Again with…

Also, she shows her boobs in the movie.

Also, she shows her boobs in the movie.

Shut up, turkey!

Shut up, turkey!

Shut up, turkey!

Oh yeah, that's right. But wasn't it Matt Bomer?

Oh yeah, that's right. But wasn't it Matt Bomer?

I feel I should tell all the straight men here that you get to see Olivia Munn's boobies about 2 minutes into the movie.

I feel I should tell all the straight men here that you get to see Olivia Munn's boobies about 2 minutes into the movie.

Its mostly a crazy stripper movie until about an hour and 20 minutes in…then it gets kinda dark and threatening at the hand of a thankfully-clothed Gabriel Iglesias.

Its mostly a crazy stripper movie until about an hour and 20 minutes in…then it gets kinda dark and threatening at the hand of a thankfully-clothed Gabriel Iglesias.

Still, how is this gonna stop scalpe— I mean "resellers?"

Still, how is this gonna stop scalpe— I mean "resellers?"

There are like, zero dicks in there.