There are like, zero dicks in there.

As another fellow Spurs fan, I can't help but be thankful it was Parker and not Stephen Jackson, as he would have straight up murdered someone.

As another fellow Spurs fan, I can't help but be thankful it was Parker and not Stephen Jackson, as he would have straight up murdered someone.

And The Simpsons.

And The Simpsons.

I still can't believe they did 5 Talk Soup shows a week.

I still can't believe they did 5 Talk Soup shows a week.

On the flip side, we didn't have Sci Fi when MST3K moved over there, but my grandparents did…so I had to explain to them this show I wanted recorded.

On the flip side, we didn't have Sci Fi when MST3K moved over there, but my grandparents did…so I had to explain to them this show I wanted recorded.

For me it was Warren. I thought I was losing my mind.

For me it was Warren. I thought I was losing my mind.

Man, John Henson-era Talk Soup was very much a spiritual brother of SGC2C: obviously cheap as hell, run by nerds with an appropriate "can you believe this shit?" attitude toward celebrity and talk show culture, populated with random production staff playing characters (like Tom McNamara and Alan Wu), etc.

Man, John Henson-era Talk Soup was very much a spiritual brother of SGC2C: obviously cheap as hell, run by nerds with an appropriate "can you believe this shit?" attitude toward celebrity and talk show culture, populated with random production staff playing characters (like Tom McNamara and Alan Wu), etc.

I remember watching the original airing of "Warren" when it looped 3 times with no commercials. It melted my fucking brain (in a good way) that someone was putting this on TV.

I remember watching the original airing of "Warren" when it looped 3 times with no commercials. It melted my fucking brain (in a good way) that someone was putting this on TV.

I posted that clip on Facebook and my girlfriend thought it was a veiled reference to her and I cohabitating.

I posted that clip on Facebook and my girlfriend thought it was a veiled reference to her and I cohabitating.

Oh man, this is totally my origin story too.

Oh man, this is totally my origin story too.

BooBooKitty!!!