Satellite launches are heavily insured for this exact reason.

::Googles “Global Thermonuclear War”::

In my experience, anacondas don’t want none unless they got buns, hun.

Why is everyone offended by the stupidest things?

Look dear I know I’ve already worked a 100 hrs this week, the boss really needed me. but tonight I promise to be home on time. I know it’s our daughter’s birthday and we’ve all she’s got.

Former Apple Tech here, not it would not be a used battery. They always replace the batteries. Heck even when they were doing the sleep wake button repairs for iPhone 5 everyone got a new battery because they had to remove it. I will tell you though you get absolute shit devices from the carrier insurance Assurion.…

Refurbs are brand new exteriors and brand new batteries, with any necessary internal components replaced (if it’s a refurb of a partially defective unit).

On their refurbs? I would assume they toss any scuffed housings or scratched screens. Every refurb I have ever recieved looked like a brand new product. This includes ones bought in the discount page from Apple.

So do they.

One of my friends (28 years old) uses it constantly, and it’s super fucking annoying. Group of us could be joking around over a beer, and he randomly records a part of the conversation.

You can stay current on space weather at the aptly named www.SpaceWeather.com.

Fuck Texas.
- God

All I can say is the end of the Texas drought started early in 2014 and has lingered to the point where the governor has declared the drought to be over. Thank you non-El Nino.

“We’ve reached out to Best Buy for comment on this hilarious matter.”

solution: make the button disappear after 16 clicks.

Curse you Texas, you beat us to it!

previously only existed as a pixelated blob.

I don’t know where you are getting that idea. Nothing in those tweets said Google was siding with Apple.

The Star Wars expanded universe is huge. Really huge. Like, you just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly huge it really is.