Oh, look more people jumping on the Black Widow is offensive to bandwagon because they don’t understand how words work. Yay!

Nice Guy Geralt or Scumbag Geralt, generally.

Hyperbole. Slippery slope.

Grade F, for failure.

ENB has the best voice ever.

Your vermin seems to be missing most of the stuff between his neck and knees now.

Gawker writers read too much into something, still manage to get it wrong, write entire article on baseless assumptions that proves a remarkably narrow world view...news at 11.

Let’s see...she has entire character “arc” from gaining her new powers, becoming her idol, and then going ‘ho hum being someone different IS SO HARD WAH!” in like...4 pages? It’s sad, it’s pathetic, it’s bad writing.

Being so limited might be the extent of your personality, but I require something a bit more. But…

I give any character five comics to catch my attention. She didn’t. With her shitty combination of Morph and Mr Fantastic’s powers, she didn’t do anything interesting. Combined with the lack of personality, the lackluster and generally heavy-handed writing, she does nothing that is even remotely interesting.

And no,…

Why does it look silly, exactly? I mean, your reasons are your own, but if your entire reason is, “I just think it looks silly,” then it’s equally valid to acknowledge that not everyone is gonna feel that way, which is something that the whole “anti-boob armor” contingent doesn’t seem to get.

Spandex is for ease of…

I think it’s adorable when people complain about boob armor and how it’s unrealistic and “dangerous to wear in battle” and yet Spider-Man is in unarmored spandex and no one bats an eye. Good times.

The whole thing is a shitshow, from its very inception. She’s not a character, she’s an icon, which is why she’ll never really be Thor, no matter what anyone says. There are dozens of way to do something right and Marvel has shown us how to do something completely wrong.

Ms. Marvel is still an awful character. Just...ugh.

I want the female Thor to fall into a very deep hole and disappear forever. I’ve never read such a genuinely terrible hackjob of a character and attempt at mystery for a character reveal since Red Hulk.

Any word on where Cage will be after Secret Wars?

Let Babs be Oracle, which has been her best role. Cain is a better Batgirl and is more interesting.

Can we at least agree that Chu is pretty much a fuckstain? I mean, if you send an email saying, “Your establishment is hosting something I disagree with, what are you going to do about it?” and then get pissed that it gets released?

Which part of GamerGate authorizes the death threats? Is it the Department of Harassment or does it have to go through the Threat Provisioning first?

I kid, but the notion of “on behalf of GamerGate” is...asinine, at best. On behalf of a nebulous concept has always been used as generic scapegoat for when people want to…

So much time spent saving people, so much time wasted not doing anything cool. Is saving people important? Sure. Does it need to take up so much of the movie? No. Most of the last portion of the movie was...boring because of that. Ah well.

So, it’s common for women to just sorta...smear blood all over themselves and drink it when they are on their periods? Or to go around wiping it on other surfaces and people? There’s a reason that blood is considered a biohazard, you know. It’s not a matter of being “grossed out” by a biological function. You are…

Yes, that is what bloodborne typically means, but there is a quote by Master Willem in the game where he states, “We are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood.” Also, given the fact that the taking in of blood (beast blood, specifically) changes people. It’s not ignoring the meaning, but…

Well, I don’t think it’s necessarily that blood on it’s own is fine. I mean, I know a handful of people into blood play, but generally speaking if you just were to wipe blood on someone, they’d be pretty freaked out. (Video game reference: Fear of blood, tends to create fear for the flesh.) Add into that all the tasty…

Hahaha...I loved Genis so hard!