Right, because Saber from Fate/Stay? Totally a prop. Oh, wait...actually King Arthur.

Makota Kusanagi? Also totally a prop. Definitely not one the singular most genre-defining characters.

Oh, Tokine Yukimura from Kekkaishi? Grossly incompetent and obviously a terrible lead.

Maki Aikawa in Air Master? Considering…

Because so much of video games is based on accurate portrayal of physiology, obviously.

Two words: Michael Stackpole.

Zahn is good, but he was still sucking at the Jedi teat. Stackpole made other people cool.

So, the Witcher is really good. It gives you these really kind of morally grey choices, which is great on paper, but it's really sort of a bait and switch. In the first Witcher, there is a choice of "help the rebels who are dying" or "don't help the rebels are dying." The game does an excellent job of painting the…

It's too bad you can only play through the game once on PC.

Considering for most of human history, armies have consisted of cadres of well-trained troops and absolute masses of practically useless meat that opposing sides threw at each other. Give a dude a spear, be happy if he doesn't drop it on the initial charge, but end of the day he's going to be rolling around on the…

Yeah, and the limited edition Can't Keep a Woman Cyclops and Failure as a Leader Cyclops.

Any character that just has "likable" as a characteristic isn't really much of a character.

I tend not to like characters that are "too good." I hated Cyclops until post M-Day, when he finally nutted up and stopped acting like a boy scout.

Whoa, whoa, whoa...slow your roll there, homie. He worked with Sinister because Sinister helped him to control his powers. He had a debt, that's why he was with the Sinister in the first place. He ditched them after the Morlock Massacre, because Sinister used him.

As for Apocalypse...really? You are going to pull…

Uh, the first shower scene with Ethan was completely unnecessary as well. Unless you really derived some sort of deep motivation and character development from him scrubbing himself.

Because naked people are icky!

Uh, wasn't the very first shower scene in Heavy Rain with Ethan or whatever his name was?

Uh, women are just as likely to react poorly to rejection as men are. Having been called a faggot for not wanting to hook up with a girl at a party, I can attest to that. Women are not magical angels full of fairy dust and unicorn farts. They can be, and often are, just as vile as men, but there seems to be this…

"The artist is here for the love of dance."

Which is why they are a go go dancer, and not in a dance troupe. Makes sense.

Well, considering there are generally few male cosplayers, yes, it happens less often. Then again, men tend not to cosplay sartorially challenged characters, so...

There's an old axiom that states that if you can't get laid at a con, you can't get laid.

That said, it's really EASY to get laid at a con, but some people just try waaaay to hard.

Really, guy? Gonna go as the White Queen, where you'll spend 25 bucks on a cheap shit flogger, 150 on boots, but won't spring for a goddamn blonde wig or at least pour a goddamn bottle of peroxide on your hair?

THAT'S the big offense of this.

InCase's Elizabeth gangbang is my personal favorite.

You know, I rarely find a place where the use of the term "butthurt" is actually appropriate, and yet here I can't find anything other else that approaches the level of sarcastic vitriol here.

Uh, that's sort of the thing: I found nothing likable about it. Except Vicious, I guess. If there was one bright spot in the show. The music was sub par, the acting did nothing for me, the characters were melodramatic, and it was tonally dissonant where it didn't seem to be beating you over the head with symbolism.

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